There’s nothing like that first real spring day — the sun’s finally warm, the air smells fresh, and suddenly, all you want is a cold drink in your hand and absolutely zero responsibilities. That’s exactly where our infused THC lemonades come in.
Sweet, refreshing, and packed with just the right amount of THC (plus a little THCP for the pros), these lemonades are practically made for patio weather. They’re high-potency but easy to control — pour yourself a splash, top it off with something bubbly, and boom: you’re vibing. No alcohol. No hangover. Just good weather and even better energy.
With flavors like Classic Lemonade, Pink Lemonade, Blue Raspberry, and Fruit Punch, there’s a bottle for every mood — and every mocktail. These aren’t just drinks; they’re the start of your next great afternoon. And the best part? Our lemonades double as the ultimate spring mixer, so you can craft your own THC mocktail that tastes just as good as it hits.
Why Our THC Lemonades Are Made for Spring (and Why You’ll Want Them in Your Fridge ASAP)
Let’s be real — THC lemonades hit different once the weather warms up. They’re smooth, ice-cold, and way more satisfying than choking down a dry edible. Instead of waiting hours for the effects to creep in, you’ll feel these kick in fast — making them perfect for afternoons on the patio, lazy park days, or backyard BBQs where you’re just trying to vibe, not get couch-locked.
Here’s why they’re a spring essential:
1. Non-Carbonated = Fridge-Friendly Flexibility
Unlike seltzers, our lemonades aren’t carbonated — which means you’re not racing the clock once you open a bottle. Pour what you want, cap it, and toss it back in the fridge. These stay fresh, making them perfect for people who like to sip slow or stretch one bottle over a few days (or weeks).
2. High Potency, Low Effort
Each bottle is packed with 101mg of THC plus 1mg of THCP. Translation? You’re not just sipping juice — you’re getting a real buzz, and you’re in control of the ride. A little goes a long way, so you can pour light or go heavier depending on your mood (or how hard the sun’s hitting that day).
3. The Ultimate Alcohol Alternative
Spring and summer are full of drinking occasions — cookouts, beach trips, patio brunches. But if you’re trying to skip the booze, THC lemonades are the perfect swap. You still get a cold drink in your hand, a little buzz, and none of the hangover or social pressure. Bonus: they’re way more refreshing than beer.
4. Built for Mocktails, Not Just Sipping Straight
Sure, you can drink our lemonades on their own — but where they really shine is as a mixer. They blend perfectly with sparkling water, juices, and fresh fruit. It’s like your favorite spring cocktail… minus the alcohol, plus a whole lot of good vibes.
Sip Your Way Into Spring with The Hemptender’s Infused Lemonades
Our THC lemonades aren’t just great on their own — they’re made to mix. Whether you’re lounging in the backyard, grilling with friends, or just stretching out in the sunshine, these zero-proof THC mocktails will have you feeling like you’re on vacation (even if you’re just sitting on your porch in gym shorts).
Each of these recipes is easy to make, fully customizable, and ridiculously refreshing. Just grab a bottle of our infused lemonade, a can of sparkling water or non-alcoholic seltzer, and a little fresh fruit or herbs, and you’re set.
Classic Lemonade Sparkler
Light, crisp, and dangerously easy to sip — think front-porch nostalgia meets just the right amount of THC. This is your go-to spring refresher. Bright, citrusy, and just sweet enough, it’s the perfect balance of tart lemon and effervescent bubbles. It’s simple, it’s timeless, and with THC in the mix, it’s way more fun than your standard Arnold Palmer.
Ingredients:
- 1–2 oz Classic THC Lemonade
- 4 oz plain or lemon sparkling water
- ½ oz fresh lemon juice (optional, for extra tartness)
- Ice
Garnish:
- Lemon wheel
- Fresh mint sprig
Instructions:
- Fill a glass with ice.
- Add THC Lemonade and a squeeze of fresh lemon juice (if using).
- Top with sparkling water and stir gently.
- Garnish with a lemon wheel and mint sprig.
- Sip, relax, and enjoy the sunshine.
Pink Lemonade Paloma (Zero-Proof)
Bright, citrusy, and just bougie enough to feel like you’re at brunch (even if you’re in sweats). If you love a good Paloma but want to skip the tequila, this one’s for you. The pink lemonade base gives it a sweet, slightly tart backbone, while the splash of grapefruit juice brings out those refreshing, citrusy notes. Top it with a little non-alcoholic grapefruit seltzer, and you’ve got a perfectly balanced, hangover-free patio drink.
Ingredients:
- 1–2 oz Pink THC Lemonade
- 2 oz grapefruit juice
- 1 oz non-alcoholic tequila (optional)
- 3 oz grapefruit or lime-flavored seltzer water
- Ice
Garnish:
- Grapefruit slice
- Salted rim (optional)
Instructions:
- If you want a salted rim, rub a grapefruit wedge around the rim of your glass and dip it in salt.
- Fill the glass with ice and add THC Lemonade and grapefruit juice.
- Top with grapefruit or lime seltzer and stir gently.
- Garnish with a grapefruit slice and enjoy the ultimate spring refresher.
Blue Raspberry Cooler
Sweet, nostalgic, and giving childhood blue raspberry slushie — but make it grown-up. This one’s a total throwback. If blue raspberry anything was your go-to growing up, this is the THC mocktail for you. It’s fruity, vibrant, and refreshing — basically if an Icee and a high-end craft drink had a baby. Topped with berry-flavored sparkling water, it’s a zero-proof party in a glass.
Ingredients:
- 1–2 oz Blue Raspberry THC Lemonade
- 4 oz berry-flavored sparkling water
- ½ oz fresh lemon or lime juice (optional, to balance the sweetness)
- Ice
Garnish:
- Fresh blueberries
- Lemon twist
Instructions:
- Fill a glass with ice.
- Add THC Lemonade and fresh citrus juice (if using).
- Top with berry-flavored sparkling water and stir gently.
- Garnish with fresh blueberries and a lemon twist.
- Enjoy and try not to drink it too fast.
Fruit Punch Sunset
Tropical, fruity, and basically spring break in a glass. If you’re the type to chase sunsets and love a fruity, island-inspired drink, this one’s calling your name. The pineapple and orange juice take the fruit punch base to another level, and when you top it with coconut seltzer? You might as well be sipping this on a beach somewhere.
Ingredients:
- 1–2 oz Fruit Punch THC Lemonade
- 1 oz pineapple juice
- 1 oz orange juice
- 3 oz coconut sparkling water
- Ice
Garnish:
- Orange slices
- Maraschino cherries
Instructions:
- Fill a glass with ice.
- Add THC Lemonade, pineapple juice, and orange juice.
- Top with coconut sparkling water and stir gently.
- Garnish with orange slices and cherries for that full vacation effect.
- Sip, breathe, and pretend you’re on an island.
Final Sip: Stock Up & Savor Spring
Whether you’re sunbathing, grilling, or just looking for a better way to kick back without alcohol, our THC lemonades are here to upgrade your spring sipping game. You don’t have to go out to enjoy a high-end drink — just grab a bottle, mix up one of these mocktails, and let the vibes do the rest.
Ready to sip? Swing by The Hemptender and stock up on THC lemonades — your patio (and your taste buds) will thank you.