If you’ve ever stared at our THC drinks cooler wondering, “Do I grab a seltzer or go all-in with one of those lemonades?” — you’re not alone. Both are delicious, both pack a punch… but they’re designed for totally different experiences.
At The Hemptender, we carry a little bit of everything — crisp THC seltzers from all of your favorite brands— plus our own house-made, high-potency THC lemonades that go way harder than most folks expect. So which one’s right for you? Let’s break it down.
THC Seltzers: Easygoing, Sessionable, and Social
THC-infused seltzers have quickly become a go-to for anyone looking for a lighter, more social way to enjoy cannabis — and it’s easy to see why. These drinks are crisp, refreshing, and designed to deliver a mild, manageable buzz that hits faster than traditional edibles. Most seltzers range from 5–10mg of THC per can, making them ideal for single-use sipping or mixing into mocktails.
One of the biggest draws? They’re an excellent alternative to alcohol.
With THC seltzers, you get the social ease and relaxation of having a drink in your hand — without the hangover, the empty calories, or the regrets that sometimes follow a few too many beers. For anyone who wants to be part of the moment without drinking alcohol, seltzers offer a perfect middle ground. You’re still sipping on something cold, tasty, and mood-boosting — just without the booze.
These drinks shine in social settings — whether it’s a backyard BBQ, a night out, or just hanging with friends. That can in your hand? It looks like any other seltzer or beer, which makes it a subtle social buffer if you’re skipping alcohol but don’t want to feel like the odd one out.
Flavor-wise, seltzers deliver way more than just a basic citrus splash. Many brands experiment with unique combos like lemon basil, mango passionfruit, or wild berry — super refreshing, especially on a hot day. And the innovation doesn’t stop there — we even carry infused IPAs that taste just like your favorite craft beer, minus the alcohol. Yep, THC drinks are leveling up.
Key Benefits of THC Seltzers:
- Fast onset — most people feel the effects within 15–30 minutes
- Light, sessionable, and easy to sip
- Perfect for social settings or solo relaxation
- Acts as a social buffer — blends right in when everyone else is drinking
- Hangover-free buzz — no headaches, no dehydration, no regret
- Available in a wide variety of refreshing flavors, including craft-inspired options like infused IPAs
- Pre-dosed for predictable effects
THC seltzers are designed for anyone who wants to unwind without the downsides of alcohol. Whether you’re microdosing or just want a smooth, controlled experience, these drinks make it easy to find your sweet spot — and actually enjoy your night and your morning after.
THC Lemonades: High-Potency, Long-Lasting and Mocktail Ready
If THC seltzers are the light, social drink of the cannabis world, our house-made infused lemonades are their potent older cousin — the one who shows up late to the party and stays until the end. Packed with 101mg of THC plus 1mg of THCP, these bottles are made for serious sippers, not casual chugging.
The beauty of these lemonades is that they’re designed for flexibility. Instead of cracking open a single can and calling it a day, you’re in full control of your dose. Most people treat them like a concentrate — pouring a shot or two over ice, mixing it into a mocktail, or measuring out just what they need. For most customers, a single bottle stretches into 8 to 12 servings — making it way more cost-effective than lower-dose options if you’re planning ahead or have a higher tolerance.
And because they’re non-carbonated, these lemonades have a solid fridge life. You can open one, take a serving, cap it, and stash it for later without worrying about losing bubbles or potency. That makes them ideal for anyone who likes to dose slowly or stock up for the week.
Another bonus? The THCP infusion adds a little extra oomph for anyone who feels like regular THC doesn’t quite hit like it used to. THCP is known for being more potent than Delta-9 THC, so even small amounts can amplify the effects — perfect for those with a higher tolerance or those chasing a more intense experience.
Key Benefits of THC Lemonades:
- High potency (101mg THC + 1mg THCP per bottle) — designed for multiple servings
- Cost-effective — stretches way further than single-serve drinks
- Customizable dosing — pour a little or a lot depending on your vibe
- Fridge-friendly — non-carbonated so it stores well between uses
- Versatile — sip straight, pour over ice, or mix into your own creations
- THCP adds extra strength — ideal for high-tolerance users or anyone looking for a heavier effect
That said, these are not designed to drink in one sitting — unless you’re truly built different. If that’s the case, it might take you a heroic amount of THC to feel edibles, mainly because you have a special enzyme in your gut that processes THC faster than it can hit your bloodstream.
You’ll know if that’s you. But for most people, trying to down an entire bottle at once would be way too much. Think of these lemonades like your stash bottle — pull a little when you need it, and keep it around for when the mood strikes.
If you’re after control, potency, and value, our infused lemonades are the move. Perfect for anyone who wants a powerful THC experience without needing to finish a whole drink every time.
So… Which THC Drink is the Move?
At the end of the day, it really comes down to what kind of experience you’re looking for — and how you like to dose. Both seltzers and lemonades have their place, but they’re designed for very different vibes.
If you’re after something light, social, and easy to sip — THC seltzers are the way to go. They’re made for casual hangouts, with effects you can feel in as little as 15–30 minutes. Seltzers give you that familiar drink-in-hand feeling at social events — perfect for when everyone else is drinking but you’re skipping alcohol. You’ll get the buzz without the hangover, and with so many refreshing flavors (even an infused IPA that tastes just like the real thing), there’s truly something for everyone.
On the flip side, if you’re someone who wants control, flexibility, and maximum potency, our house lemonades are the better pick. They’re built for microdosing, stretching your stash, and dialing in your perfect dose every single time. Plus, they’re cost-effective — a single bottle can carry you through the week or longer — and the added THCP gives it that extra edge if regular THC drinks just aren’t cutting it anymore.
Here’s the quick breakdown:
Choose Seltzers if you:
- Want a light, social buzz
- Need a solid alcohol alternative
- Prefer easy, single-serve cans
- Love variety and refreshing flavors
Go for Lemonades if you:
- Want high potency and long-lasting value
- Like to customize your dose
- Prefer something fridge-friendly you can sip on all week
- Have a higher tolerance or want that THCP boost
Remember, there are no wrong answers — just different ways to vibe. Whatever your mood, we’ve got the THC drink to match it. Swing by The Hemptender and stock up.