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Why CBN is the MVP of Hot, Sleepless Nights
Summer nights are supposed to be dreamy. But let’s be real—when it’s 82° at midnight and your sheets feel like a microwaved tortilla, the only thing...
What Your Favorite Hemptender Gummy Says About You
Sure, astrology is cool and all—but have you ever judged someone based on their favorite gummy? We’re not saying your cannabinoid preference says...
How to Curate a Weed + Wellness Night for Grownups Who Are Over Going Out
Look, some of us were simply built for cozy nights in. If the group chat’s planning another bar crawl and all you want is to be horizontal by 8:30...
Why Some Edibles Hit Harder Than Others (Even With the Same MG)
You ever eat a 10mg gummy, feel nothing for an hour, then suddenly start hearing your heartbeat in 4K? Or take the same exact dose on a different...
Spring is Sippin’ Season: Why Our THC Lemonades Are the Warm-Weather Essential
Sip into spring with THC lemonade mocktails — refreshing, potent, and perfect for patio season without the booze or hangover.
THC-Infused Seltzers vs. High-Potency Lemonades: What’s the Move?
Compare THC seltzers vs. infused lemonades—find the best buzz for your vibe, from light sips to high-potency pours.
THC vs. THCP: How to Sip Our 101mg Lemonades Smartly
If you’ve ever looked at The Hemptender’s D9 + THCP Lemonades and thought, 101mg—whoa, that’s a lot… you’re absolutely right. This isn’t your...
Which THC Drinks Match Your Zodiac Energy?
THC drinks are having their moment, and honestly, it makes sense. They hit smoother than edibles, kick in faster, and let you sip your way to...
