Which THC Drinks Match Your Zodiac Energy?

THC drinks are having their moment, and honestly, it makes sense. They hit smoother than edibles, kick in faster, and let you sip your way to relaxation without the hangover. The Hemptender’s new Delta-9 THC + THC-P infused lemonades take it up a notch, blending 100mg Delta-9 THC with 1mg THC-P for a perfectly balanced (but seriously potent) high.

But which flavor is calling your name? Let’s let the stars decide. ✨

Fire Signs (Aries, Leo, Sagittarius) — Fruit Punch

Fire signs, you thrive on adventure, adrenaline, and attention (yeah, we said it). You’re the type to say yes before hearing the details, and honestly? That energy deserves THC drinks as bold and fearless as you are. Just like fruit punch, you bring bold, high-energy vibes wherever you go. Whether you’re jet-setting, dancing till sunrise, or hyping up the group chat, fruit punch is your ideal travel companion.

Why Fruit Punch?

• It’s loud and unapologetic, just like you.
• It goes anywhere and fits any vibe—just like you do when you crash a party you weren’t invited to.
• It’s a mix of flavors, kind of like how you’re a mix of chaos, passion, and extremely questionable impulse control.

When You’d Love It:

• Right before a spontaneous road trip where nobody actually planned the destination.
• While pre-gaming for a night out, hyping up your friends with terrible (but inspiring) ideas.
• Mid-rant about why you should definitely get matching tattoos with your friends tonight.

 

Your vibe: Main character energy, always a little too loud, thrives in chaos, forgets to charge their phone.

Earth Signs (Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn) — Classic Lemonade

Earth signs, you’re stable, responsible, and possibly the only person in your friend group with a solid credit score. You like things that make sense, and nothing makes more sense than the tried-and-true refreshment of classic lemonade. Classic lemonade never goes out of style, just like your realistic, grounded approach to life. Your ideal night? Sipping on THC drinks curled up with a book, organizing your life, or binge-watching a show you actually finish.

Why Classic Lemonade?

• It’s consistent and reliable—two things you take very seriously.
• It’s a no-frills, timeless choice, much like the way you never fall for temporary trends.
• It gives “cozy night in with a weighted blanket and a fully planned schedule for tomorrow” energy.

When You’d Love It:

• While organizing your space because clutter is a personal attack.
• Curled up reading a book about something actually useful (unlike your air sign friends who just read conspiracy theories).
• At a cabin retreat where you brought a fully packed first aid kit, just in case.

 

Your vibe: Mom friend, thinks practical gifts are romantic, owns a cozy blanket collection, plays Animal Crossing all night.

Air Signs (Gemini, Libra, Aquarius) — Blue Raspberry

Air signs, you refuse to be boring. You’re witty, always ahead of the trend cycle, and somehow the friend everyone turns to for the best memes. Blue raspberry is the perfect match for your electric, unpredictable energy—a flavor that doesn’t make sense but somehow works every time. Blue Raspberry is for those who refuse to be boring—a vibrant, unexpected THC drink for people who overthink texts but can also talk about conspiracy theories for hours.

Why Blue Raspberry?

• It’s bold and unexpected, just like your personality shifts every two weeks.
• It’s a conversation starter, and you love a good debate (even over something as dumb as “Is water wet?”).
• It matches your “I just had an epiphany at 2 AM and need to tell someone immediately” energy.

When You’d Love It:

• While overanalyzing a text for hidden meanings that aren’t there.
• At a party where you know exactly how to start the most interesting conversation in the room.
• Right before impulsively booking a flight just because the idea popped into your head.

 

Your vibe: Switches hobbies every two weeks, can’t commit to a Netflix show, chaotic good energy, sends memes instead of texting back.

Water Signs (Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces) — Pink Lemonade

Water signs, you feel things deeply. You’re romantic, nostalgic, and always a little bit in your own world. Pink lemonade is sweet but with an edge, just like you. A little sweet, a little mysterious, a little dramatic—this THC drink is for the romantics, the dreamers, and the ones who text “nvm” instead of explaining their feelings.

Why Pink Lemonade?

• It’s soft and dreamy, but definitely not basic—sound familiar?
• It brings a little bittersweet nostalgia, which, let’s be real, you love.
• It’s for people who have vivid daydreams, moody playlists, and probably a favorite moon phase.

When You’d Love It:

• While listening to sad music for fun (“It’s not that I’m sad, I just like the vibe.”).
• Sitting outside watching the rain and having deep thoughts about life.
• At 2 AM, staring at the ceiling and replaying a conversation from six years ago.

 

Your vibe: Gets existential at 2 AM, listens to sad music for fun, disappears for days but reappears with a whole new life update.

Sip Your Sign at The Hemptender

No matter your vibe, there’s a THC lemonade to match. Whether you’re embracing bold fruit punch energy or channeling your inner cozy earth sign with classic lemonade, these D9 + THCP-infused drinks are the ultimate way to sip, chill, and embrace your zodiac personality.

Now the real question is—do the stars have good taste? Only one way to find out. Shop THC Drinks at The Hemptender.